Yup, She is a Diva.

Stella had her first photo shoot today. We contracted a local photographer to get some photos of her here at the house. The photographers website has all these beautiful photos of babies sleeping in lush blankets perfectly posed. Most if not all the photos the child looks at peace in a deep dream of milk and happy diaper changes.

Yeah, not Stella. That girl didn't even want to come out of her trailer. We had her showered and ready to go before the photographer arrived. We filled her stomach full of goodness to have her sleep through the whole event. So when we went to her trailer (bassinet) to get her she let us know the talent was not ready for her closeup. She cried like a prehistoric bird lunging towards it prey.

Much like other divas we had everything just as we thought she would want it. White flowers, white pillows and white candles. We raised the temperature of the house to 80 degrees and had a space heater to make her comfortable. An assortment of fruit and cheeses were there for the taking to satisfy any hint of an appetite. I guess we picked the wrong color because she was not having it. She took it all and threw it to the floor.

Stella several times let us know that she did not approve of what we were wearing for the photos. She actually let us know five different time. Each time she choose to let us know either by peeing or pooping on us.

Part of her diva attitude was most likely a result of us not reading her contract close enough to know there was a "no nudity" clause. As soon as that diaper came off she let us have it. Either with a left hook or a right jab she vocalized her contempt. We tried to explain to her that this was going to be tasteful nudity. The kind of photos where the baby has on no clothes and is all snuggled up in a blanket. She let us know if we took off that diaper she was going to use that photographers fancy backdrops as a diaper. And she did.

After many tears and costumes changes the shoot was called off. Whatever photos were taken will be available soon enough to share with y'all. Hopefully there will be some photos of her where she is not letting us know her rage.