No More Phone Calls from Me.

Just wanted to let everyone know-- I will stop calling.

In the last few days I have called several people asking for different things such as: directions, shopping advice for Belinda, what they thought about the Avitar movie and the universal health care plan. Before I can even get out, "this is Gibby" I am asked in a tone that is both concerned and excited, "IS THE BABY HERE?!" or "ARE YOU AT THE HOSPITAL?"

While I find it partly entertaining to call people and get them worked up I have decided I am going to stop calling everyone until I can answer one of the two questions above. To those of you I have given a jolt in the last few weeks know that as I type "I am sorry" I cant help but laugh. (I really am sorry Liz G! I promise not to call anymore.)

With that said, I will make this stipulation in advance. IF tensions do get a little high in the deli every room and Belinda does need something to make her laugh - some lucky person may get called and asked what they think came first. The chicken or the egg? If you're that person, I apologize in advance.