How did anyone learn to sleep when after every breath you hear coming from the bassinet you jump up to make sure everything is alright. Its like she knows to just lean over to make us worry about her getting off her back.
I didn't get it until now, but when we were leaving the hospital they were no longer paying christmas carols down the air bridge to our car. Even though in my head I was hearing Mozart's Hallelujah. They were blaring Hank Williams Jr. song Tear in My Beer. Boy does this girl have me crying in our beers. I mean my beer. Belinda still can't drink.
I wonder if you can hire someone to just stare at your child all night to make sure nothing happens.
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009
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Sure! They're called baby nurses and only cost $400 a day!
http://www.californianannycompany.com/babynurse.htm
There's an app for that.
-cg
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